New Year Funny Jokes In English

Anonymous this new years i m going to make a resolution i can keep.

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New year s is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don t want you reusing last year s calendar. A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. I have to do it all over again.

Wait a second there s another year. Make them laugh with your jokes and praise you for your wittiness. Just pack and go back to your mother.

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We always expect new year to be a year of change. Don t forget to change your calendar my friend. My new year s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half full with either rum vodka or whiskey.

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